A Series of Unfortunate Events

I'm sorry to say that the blog post you are reading is extremely unpleasant. It tells a sickly tale of the Skinners. Even though most weeks we are up to lots of fun things, our lives this week have been full of sniffles and puke. From the very beginning of last week when we heard our first cough, continuing through our whole week, sickness has lurked at our heels. One might say we are magnets for germs.

I this short week alone, the skinner family has encountered several horrible coughs, banana medicine, Andrew's weight in snot, an ear infection, an emergency room doctor, Isaac's weight in puke and a Handy Manny video.

It is my sad duty to record these unpleasant facts, but there is nothing stopping you from closing your window and reading a happier blog, if you prefer that sort of thing.

With all due respect,

Lemily Skinnet

PS Maybe this borders on plagiarism, but who tells an unfortunate tale better than this author?